Of course not in that order, it more like Money, computers, girls, but girls don’t think that’s funny.

Anyway, I have a goal in life: I want to retire. I want to spend my life on my back, on some white sand beach, with my girlfriend at my side, and the only sound being the waves hitting the shore.

(you like that?)

Oh by the way, any girl who visits this page... Watch out for a guy named Scott Kennedy (in Fremont), he isn’t a real guy, he’s just a leach and a jerk who will sleep with your friend, deny it, screw you and ruin your personal life all while saying that his band sucks he rules and he just wants to get laid, get high, and play music.  (I thought that died out in the ‘70s)

So to prove to you women out there, that there are still good ones in the bunch (usually at the bottom), I’m writing this page to tell you how not to pick a messed up guy.

As a “guy”, I know that women are confusing as heck and you might as well stop trying to figure them out and just enjoy them. (okay tell me if I’m offending you already)

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Women apear to want an “interesting” guy with popularity, strength, intelligence, humor, kindness, a good memory (forgetting her birthday? forget going out with her.) and MONEY.

Now, for all you women out there: If you want to find a guy you will be happy with, toss out the idea that you perfect man has to be rich. Most of the guys out there who meet the other qualifications (the most important ones), are broke as hell.

Colledge guys are good examples of this. Those student loans will have to be paid off for the next 5-30 years
(just like that dream house you want) so he’ll be able to take you out to dinner once a month at best.

Also, guys with rich parents aren’t the best ones either. They are usually used to having everything they could posibly want, and will typipcally be control freaks (nuber one reason poeple break up or get divorced).

Your best bet is a guy who is paying his own way through colledge, and has middle class parents, who live in a well taken care of house (slob parents make slob kids in most cases) and who work in lower paying jobs (teacher, law enforcement, fire fighting, public service is the best parent)
These parents will raise a well balanced guy and set him free (no: “can I have 50 bucks for dinner dad?”)

Another piont I should make for you women/girls (whatever you prefer to be called) is that performers ie.: musicians, dancers, models, typical “popular guys” are usually shallow, and only want what you have between your legs.
So, if you want a musician, take the one who isn’t the vocalist, (drummer, keyboardist, bass) or the model who gets volenteered by his friends, or the dancer who just stays to the side of the action.